Thursday, May 8, 2008

There's Nothing Like Coke!

There's is nothing like Coca Cola. (what else would I have been referring to?..lol)







There is something about a beastly cold Coke...after a day of shoveling everyone's bullshit...that just hits the spot.

It's like the world takes on an ethereal glow when seen from the bottom of a Coke bottle...you just know that you can continue to function without the need to stab someone or blow shit up!

You feel like if you can go up to that SOB who has been ticking you off and say..."I love you man!" and maybe...kinda...mean it!

How to drink a Coke!

As a Coke connoisseur, I recommend that the Coke be cold...you know that cold where any colder it will ice up, but its still liquid...that when you open it the bottle frosts up...the kind of cold that one proper mouthful will give you that instant brain freeze, will build the carbon dioxide up and make you catch your breath...that kind of cold.


When to Drink a Coke!

Ah...this is the question...when should you drink a Coke...my answer...As Much As Possible...or at least to keep the voices in your head high on gas!

How much Coke is too much Coke!

I will advocate that two (2) 20oz a day is just a tab bit too much...you don't want to spoil the palette...

So now I urge you...when you feel the need to explode...go find yourself a bottle of Coke...it just hits the spot!

So...until ~ holla at a sista!